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We didn't write these.
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Sorcha McNamara✓

@sorchamcn

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just tried to reject cookies on my bank's website. six screens. four accordions. 47 individual toggles. the reject all button was greyed out. i have a mortgage with these people.

8:14 AM · Jan 22, 2025

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ryo tsukamoto

@ryotsukamoto

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my company spent 3 months building a GDPR-compliant cookie banner. legal review, A/B tests, the works. 94% of users hit "accept all" immediately. this was a lot of work to learn nothing.

2:31 PM · Mar 10, 2025

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Meg Fitzpatrick✓

@megfitz

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accepted all cookies on 11 websites before 9am. fully aware i consented to exactly zero of those. the friction is the feature and i have been successfully trained.

9:05 AM · Apr 3, 2025

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Andreas Weiss

@andreasweiss_eu

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GDPR was supposed to make the web more private. instead it gave every publisher a legal obligation to build the most elaborate dark pattern they could imagine and call it "informed consent."

6:49 AM · Feb 4, 2025

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Jo Park

@joparks

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my personal policy: if rejecting takes more than 2 clicks, i give up and accept everything. congratulations, you've trained me to be exactly as compliant as you designed me to be.

11:18 AM · Nov 14, 2024

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Dan Callahan✓

@dancallahan

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love when a cookie banner says "we use cookies to improve your experience" and the customize option lists 847 advertising partners. incredible. what experience. whose experience. where.

3:42 PM · Jan 7, 2025

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Consent banners
are the worst.But you still need one.

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